Sup

writing-prompt-s:

The government shows up to your house, apparently there’s an alien armada heading for Earth and the ruler of their species is asking for you. Apparently you matched on Starcrossed, a intergalactic dating app

one-time-i-dreamt:

one-time-i-dreamt:

aquilacalvitium:

Okay fuck it if this post reaches 666k notes by the end of 2023 I’ll practise basic self care

Why 666k? Because it’s funny and impossible so good fucking luck

I think this is reachable and we can do it SO PREPARE FOR SELF CARE

I’ve reblogged this every day so far. It’s happening OP! I can feel it.

Anonymous

oH MY GOD alpha bro fucking with the paparazzi please i hate those guys

sarcasticmothdraws:

sarcasticmoths:

skounch:

sarcasticmothdraws:

skounch:

sarcasticmothdraws:

Here’s the thing that most of paparazzi have learned quick.

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He will pose for a picture…begrudgingly.

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However…

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It doesn’t mean he’ll stay still.

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Ooooh you wanna kiss him! You wanna kiss him so badly! You’re so mesmerize by that Strider Charm™ that you don’t know how to cope. >:)

Haha points and laugh

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YOU BEECH!!! LKDSNGKLSDGN HOW DUR 
I WILL NOT CAVE! HE WILL NOT GET UNDER MY SKIN AGAIN!!

Okay but consider:

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I rest my case.

Love when I reblog stuff on the wrong account lol

Anonymous

Dave in a maid outfit? (You don't have to. If not a butler outfit?)

sarcasticmothdraws:

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I’m assuming A!Bro because god I am too lazy to do the clock scar i gave him.

manhuagum:

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